No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
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I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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