The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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