Got a toothbrush?
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
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