Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
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He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I have already put on my inside pants.
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