8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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