Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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