Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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