DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
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Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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