When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
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As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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