quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
25 People Confess The Biggest Betrayal They Have Ever Faced
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
25 Odd Things These Pathetic People Do For Enjoyment
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
So vagazzling was a success
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in