yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
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All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.