your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
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There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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