Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
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If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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