he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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