Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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