Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
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i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
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Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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