She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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