what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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