I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
