How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
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