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And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
you will always have a special place in my vag
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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