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This dress was meant to end up on your floor
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
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just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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