whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Randomize
