I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I love you.
Bad choice
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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