People with herpes should wear stickers.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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