At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
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If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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