i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
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i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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