Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Randomize
