Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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