He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
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