either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
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I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I am one with the molecules
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I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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