therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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