Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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