Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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