I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
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I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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