He is an equal opportunity slut.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
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I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
There's even glitter on my cock...
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