Christians are straight up FREAKS
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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