this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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