i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
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Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
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Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.