I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
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The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
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Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"