Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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