hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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