some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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