Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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