I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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