Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
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A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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