Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
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I'm too high and old for this...
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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