Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
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I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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