I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Randomize