party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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