Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
The best revenge is premature balding
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
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Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I am one with the molecules
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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