He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
this will be a night to untag.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
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I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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