hotel room ftw
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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