Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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