This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I just forgot I was standing up.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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