He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
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