You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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